if i'm going down, you're going down WITH ME
if i'm going down, you're going down WITH ME

elefseus:

i love this dumb turtledove like you have an entire backyard where you could find stationary shade but no you decide to chill out in the tiny spot of shade cast by the birdfeeder which moves so quickly that you have to get up every ten minutes why did you make this decision why do you make this decision every day

Wtf look at her legs .-. and the boy’s arm! I’m laughing so hard

Wtf look at her legs .-. and the boy’s arm! I’m laughing so hard

k1mkardashian:

aaliyahsashes:

Youtube music awards? seriously? what’s next? Instagram’s next top model?

DON’T GIVE TYRA ANY IDEAS 

thepocketwatchparadox:

davestrider:

dreamingdusk:

a mystery wrapped in an enigma drizzled with conundrum

see that bit of grey, faded text? mystery solved.

thepocketwatchparadox:

davestrider:

dreamingdusk:

a mystery wrapped in an enigma drizzled with conundrum

see that bit of grey, faded text? mystery solved.

image

dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

dragondicks:

enjoy this wholesome entertainment I used to watch with my sister when she was tiny

skypestripper:

u can tell a lot about a person by their background on their phones

isnerdy:

rj4gui4r:

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

FOR THE LAST TIME, FRANKENSTEIN WAS THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR

…a doctor who built a body.

takealookatyourlife:

This is hilarious in the darkest way because this tree is holding the dead corpse of one of the other trees


I think you are not getting the point

takealookatyourlife:

This is hilarious in the darkest way because this tree is holding the dead corpse of one of the other trees

I think you are not getting the point

waffle-os:

stitched-to-a-smile:

animechibileak123:

You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you.

This is actually such a good tactic for people with serious anxiety problems. Thank you. Really. Omg.

Also immunity cat protects your blog from “if you don’t reblog I’m judging you” posts

sturmtruppen:

offside-goal:

ppl complaining about Samus’ alternative clothes in Smash and calling them “sexualization”

they’re sports clothes

they’re literally the best clothes any character in the game could have

because you know

they’re moving hella fast and kicking and shit

thatonepalekid:

redxkiller:

Lol

TUMBLR FOUND THE STARVING GAMES YES. EXCELLENT.

pleatedjeans:

via

uppercased:

no other song is “this generation’s bohemian rhapsody”

bohemian rhapsody is every generation’s bohemian rhapsody