i love this dumb turtledove like you have an entire backyard where you could find stationary shade but no you decide to chill out in the tiny spot of shade cast by the birdfeeder which moves so quickly that you have to get up every ten minutes why did you make this decision why do you make this decision every day
Youtube music awards? seriously? what’s next? Instagram’s next top model?
DON’T GIVE TYRA ANY IDEAS
a mystery wrapped in an enigma drizzled with conundrum
see that bit of grey, faded text? mystery solved.
enjoy this wholesome entertainment I used to watch with my sister when she was tiny
u can tell a lot about a person by their background on their phones
Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
FOR THE LAST TIME, FRANKENSTEIN WAS THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR
…a doctor who built a body.
This is hilarious in the darkest way because this tree is holding the dead corpse of one of the other trees
I think you are not getting the point
You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you.
This is actually such a good tactic for people with serious anxiety problems. Thank you. Really. Omg.
Also immunity cat protects your blog from “if you don’t reblog I’m judging you” posts
ppl complaining about Samus’ alternative clothes in Smash and calling them “sexualization”
they’re sports clothes
they’re literally the best clothes any character in the game could have
because you know
they’re moving hella fast and kicking and shit
no other song is “this generation’s bohemian rhapsody”
bohemian rhapsody is every generation’s bohemian rhapsody